Galf


the part of one’s anatomy that is located twixt your -ss crack and your ball sack/v-g-n-.
galf!

be careful not to expose your galf to too many strangers. the wrong one might end in a disaster. … galf.
the area between either your v-g-n- or p-n-s and your -n-s. otherwise known as a ‘taint’.
“if you don’t give me some doritos you’re going to get punched in the galf.”
a person who argues every fact, says things that n-body wants to hear, and often goes weeks without going to the bathroom.
justin: i had a galf in my cl-ss today that tried to tell me that the color black, was actually the color white
mark: what’d you do about it?
justin: i spat on him
a r-t-rded fool who makes idiotic remarks. the stater of obvious things or make mistakes on well know things.

also known as reese or kelso desise.
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cars go fast on the highway
blue and yellow make blellow

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