GALFU
acronym: get(ing) a little f-cked up
can be used in past, future, or present tense
what you need to do in situations including but not limited to the below
– while on a date with someone boring or slightly insane
– while you eat an entire box of funfettti cupcakes
– while watching youtube videos about oyster farming
– when celebrating anything
– before dancing to beyonce or rihanna
past tense: i was taking the “are you a bad dog chooser powerpoint quiz” and i wasn’t sure of the right answers so i had to galfu for better clarity
present tense: i’m galfu right now in honor of your leather pantalones.
future tense: tonight we will listen to rihanna, order from tg express and galfu! while wearing leather pantalones.
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