gallardo


the nicest lamborghini ever. kicks any ferrari’s -ss.
ferrari driver: look, a gallardo is coming this way. i’m scared. let’s get the h-ll out of here.
gallardo driver: yeah, you better run, you d-mn p-ssy.
akon’s car.
from the song: “smack that”

“wanna jump up in my lamborghini gallardo?”
a soccer team that will smack anyone else.
other team player #1 : omg were playing gallardo today.
other team player #2 : i forfeit.
gallardo player # 1 : f-ckin p-ss-es.
1. a car owned by someone too rich to do cocaine.
2. a sign given by g-d that says,”go donate some of that money to charity.”
1. bill gates used to do cocaine, now he got promoted to gallardo
2. bill gates gave $2,000,000,000,000,000,000 to africa.

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