a gallery host is a person named abby that works at a hotel and gives ambiguous directions to the elevators.
the gallery host said to take a left towards the hallway, but forgot to mention to take an immediate right.
- swollen cactus
when a man finds a decently sized beehive with the intent to penetrate it in a s-xual manner with his p-n-s until his shaft is swollen and covered in bee stingers. afterwards, the man has s-xual intercourse with a female, thrusting his pr-ckly swollen p-n-s through the woman’s v-g-n- giving her the swollen cactus. my […]
- c*m swallowing wh*r*
someone who lives for swallowing c-m from any c-ck that she can get to use her body strictly for the self gratification of the male’s p-n-s and pleasure. someone who takes great joy and pleasure knowing she has fulfilled the one true purpose god intended for women to serve. and willing source of eager sleaze […]
a word used to describe females with a flat b-tt who often times lie on other females to feel superior. females that are desnalgadas usually have a name that start with the letter: a , b , f , or k “look at that desnalgada flirting with the fifth guy today”
- witch garden
1: a garden of drug plants. 2: a backyard garden growing legal plants meant for producing usually illegal hallucinogens, i.e. dmt rich plants. officer: “sir, i’ve noticed you possess various plants known to be vital in the production illegal substances. could you please explain why you’ve chosen to grown such a variety of these specific […]
- forehead reduction
something jacksfilms still hasn’t got. my forehead is big, therefore i need a forehead reduction surgery.