gallontine’s day
a holiday celebrated on february 13th by drinking a gallon of beer.
chad: bro, are you celebrating gallontine’s day this year?
jason: yeah brah, got my pbr.
a holiday celebrated on february 14th by eating an entire gallon of ice cream.
allison: “happy gallontine’s day nicole! would you like to come over and celebrate by eating an entire gallon of ice cream?”
nicole: “do we have to share a gallon of ice cream between us?”
allison: “don’t be silly! we each get to eat a gallon of ice cream, as the tradition goes of course.”
nicole: “sounds great! i’ll be sure to wear sweat pants!”
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