galloping crud
a particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. for some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree -ssholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. by so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.
alarmed fellow:”don’t sit in that chair—mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!”
unconcerned grand guy:”don’t worry–mayson’s a dirt-bag, but i have my aura of righteousness to protect me.”
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