gallopyermaggot


an old english fertility rite usual performed during mayday at the same time as kleeble. adult male members of a village stand in a circle on the village green, remove their members from trousers and gallop their maggots in tune to the chants of the gathered populace. as the pace of the chants increase so does the speed of galloping untill one after another the partc-p-nts -j-c-l-t- their seed onto the soil. the first to -j-c-l-t- is given an expensive bottle of wine by the village virgin
gallopyermaggot, gallopyermaggot get yer plonker out but look at poor john it is so small he can hardly get it out

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