galumph


a person who is know to move in a slow clumsy manner. usually of the species revoltus biggus b-tchus

one who has no socially redeeming value and should not be allowed to reproduce with members of the human race.

a species that resides on orange sectional couches in the midwest and is know to cohabitate with any one who can put up with their malodorous -ss!
man that (person) is a black haired galumph! their dad should have jerked off in the sink!

to move ungracefully, to move clumsiy
don’t galumph around the computer room.
1. to move with an ungainly gait; controlled falling
2. -ed to seat tables in a rural fine dining restaurant
3. -ing same as to galumph, but quicker and for longer distances
she picked up the menus and, with a smile, galumphed off to the dining room.

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