gamecockitis
the state or condition of being a complete and utter failure while remaining inexplicably arrogant. often -ssociated with low intelligence, inbreeding, and closet h-m-s-xuality. symptoms include: loathsome envy of one’s rival, an incessant need to brag about the accomplishments of others, extreme insecurity, and a general sense of success despite consistent and unrelenting failure.
since entering the nfl draft, johnny manziel has suffered from a severe case of gamec-ckitis.
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