Gameloft


a video game company that has no originality or creativity that steals ideas from other video game companies and sell it as their own “game”.

modern combat = call of duty: modern warfare
n.o.v.a. = halo
guitar rock = guitar hero
starfront = starcraft
shadow guardian = uncharted
person 1:
“hey is that call of duty on your iphone?”

person 2:
“no it’s rip off called modern combat from gameloft you r-t-rd, gosh!”
a once respectable mobile game developer that used to make cl-ssic games. now they are iphone hugging -ssholes who don’t give a sh-t about other mobile platforms like android, wp7, webos and symbian. they delay games on other platforms for months and don’t even bother to optimize one bit, as seen in asphalt 5.

f-ck gameloft! i am sick of their bullsh-t games. this once great gaming developer lost all my respect. i am downloading all of their games now instead of paying for them to send those f-ckers a message, and as should you. sick of unoptimized delayed ports? then pirate the sh-t out of their games.
gameloft is now on par ( maybe even worse) with ea as money-making corporate c-ntrags who don’t give a sh-t about their fans.

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