gamer logic


(n) the sad, but true logic of a majority of gamers, usually ones that are known to commonly rage quit: if better than someone, opponent is a noob; if worse than someone, opponent “has no life;” if everyone is doing better, gamer blames lag.
first match: -owns someone-
typical gamer: you suck noob! return the game you scrub!

second match: -gets owned by another-
typical gamer: you are fat kid! keep living in your mother’s bas-m-nt you no life!

match three: -owned by everyone-
typical gamer: f-ck this game! f-cking lag! all you kids suck! just wait for my lag to be gone and i’ll wreck all you scrubs!

random that was in all three matches: this idiot’s gamer logic is hilarious. he is so mad! -laughing-

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