gamersexual
a s-xuality used to define people who spend all their life on games and forums.
they cannot be defined as heteros-xual or h-m-s-xual because they see absolutely no action.
they will typically prefer online friends to real ones due to the lack of emotional pressure and the fact that online people can’t see how r-t-rded they look.
often, they will create online alter-egos. this is, presumably, due to dissatisfaction with their own ident-ties.
the names of these “alter-egos” will normally contain the letter “z”.
their substance of choice is normally some kind of energy drink, so they can stay up late to play with people in other parts of the world.
“gamers-xual: one of my buddys holds the mgs speed-run record.
heteros-xual: who is this, again?
gamers-xual: ffs f-ggot, it’s the ozzl3tr4in.”
“heteros-xual: you wanna play some galo or something?
gamers-xual: haha, i’m playin teh clanz match. sloth.”
“gamers-xual1: they’re giving free red bull samples on the website. its f-ckin 1337.
gamers-xual2: i don’t drink that p-ss water. i’m on the r3l3ntl355.”
a person who favors gamers to give them their love
gamers-xuals usually run around in 2s or 3s or even 10s in a videogame (online only)
they kick everyone who isint in bed with them out of the game so they can continue their orgy
i was playing this game online, and these gamers-xuals kicked me off because i wasnt in their clan
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