gandalf

to morally lecture someone about how violence is bad while condoning or engaging in violence.
gandalf: many that live deserve death, and many that die deserve life.
frodo: quit gandalfing, i’ve read the book, you’re about to kill a balrog you f-cking hypocrite.

liberal: i condone violence of all kinds, whether it’s on the left or the right. that’s why i call homeland security whenever i see suspicious activity.
antifascist: that’s called violent opposition, you gandalfing simpleton.
santa on crack
you shall not p-ss!
someone who is standing in the way, preventing you from p-ssing through a narrow area.
ok gandalf, let’s get moving here buddy.
the coolest character in the lord of the rings
frodo: hey, gandalf, how do i get rid of this god d-mn ring?
gandalf: my friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.
the greatest wizard in the world (middle-earth) he’s so cute and adorable! everybody should have a gandalf in their life! someone they can talk to, someone who can always offer you advice, someone with magical powers to save u from all the baddies in the world, someone who you know will always give you a hug at the end of the day!
he’s like the perfect grandad that everybody wants!
gandalf rocks!
all of the above.
gandalf is the mac daddy of middle earth!
one of the many hobbit themed c-cktails available at the pub of the same name, in southampton. contains vodka, archers, blue wkd and lemonade. very refreshing. £3 for a pint. i love them far too much.
“mine’s a gandalf, please”
supporting character in the lord of the rings trilogy. gandalf is a wizard who “dies” in the first book but comes back in the 2 towers. he helps frodo, a hobbit, bring the one ring to mordor, where it can be destroyed to save middle earth.
gandalf is to mage as frodo is to hobbit.