Gangam Style

main name: gan•gam-sty•le
pr-nunciation: gon-guum–sty-yoll
function: sentence verb accelerator

origin: b-m-f-ck korea

the original formation of gangam style comes from an ancient -n-logy of riding the majestic horse. in ancient korean neo-confucianism, this was used by t’oegye in his four-seven thesis to describe the -n-logy between horse and rider. this was debated much by fellow philosopher kobong who believed more in the moonlight -n-logy which would later form the base for the twilight series. it was rebirthed by hip korean music rapper/artist “psi” who consulted the ancients over a large bowl of opium mixed with heroine and donkey sh-t. he later revamped the -n-logy into a song about a way of life in korea and uses the horse method in this dance as the rider. this can also be used as a s-x position known as the “oppa pony ride”. this has created a new movement of young children pretending to ride a horse singing korean words they don’t know what mean. with over 1 billion views now, you either like it, or you are a north korean b-st-rd.
kid one: “oppa gangam style!!”

kid two: sirry amewican, dat song is blasphemy in my cowntry of the bressed north korea”

kid one: “i can’t decide if i should slit your throat or castrate you while i dance away on my air-pony.”

psi pops out and b-tch slaps both then f-cks their moms at the same time.

ex 2.

song clip in english

my name is psi, i talk about how in gangam we super cold ya.
in spelling the g to the s but we missing f like cj in gta sa yo ‘ja
we f-ck b-tches like ponies, do c-ke like charlie and wear gl-sses like harry potter smokin good doja
kim jong il couldn’t hold our swag so he keeled over why we got weed mixed with dust all gettin rolled ya.

chorus:
f-ck all the b-tches in sk while they do yoga
(fo sho bru)
take them to club, slip them e while we make cake and

dance, dance, dance, dance liiiikke……
the f-cken gangam style
the most stupid f-cking song known in human existence.
listened to on a regular basis by swag f-gs hoping to be different when in reality they are exactly the same as all the other millions of swag f-gs in the world, your son listens to it, you should be ashamed.
jamie: “i was listening to gangam style a couple of min…”
tom: “no! no no no!, f-ck off! i’m going to drown you in this lake you piece of sh-t! c’mere!”