what s-x looks like.
when you get out of bed after having s-x you look like a gangsta barbie.
- Gaping for a Raping
an individual of distinct attractiveness, often aware of the fact. one you would very much like to have s-xual intercourse with. tom, ‘wow look at the -ss on that!’ mike, ‘d-mn, she is gaping for a raping!’ to not cover your back when things go wrong so you will get the blame. to leave your […]
- teacup pig
genetically engineered in the early 1970s in response to popular demand for “things that are miniature” (see cooper mini, espresso, lilliputians, etc.), the teacup pig became an instant “fan favorite” as a pet amongst “posh teens” given their “cute-little ears” and “cute-little snouts.” in time, the teacup pig’s role in society evolved, enjoyed as both […]
- Creamy nut explosion
what you get when you tip a seemingly-feminine vietnamese prost-tue, who, upon closer inspection is a man dressed in drag. i payed tsung-chin 15 dollars for some f-cky-f-cky. when she took off her pants, she had a d-ck and gave me her creamy nut explosion all over my new metallica shirt!
- Crotch Pop
the kernels of popcorn that fall into ones lap whilst eating popcorn. friend 1: oh no, there is no more popcorn! friend 2: eat the crotch pop, it’s still good! waggling your loosely clothed man bits in a s-xualized manner, intending to arouse the opposite s-x but in actuality having the opposite effect. crotch pop: […]
when a guy gets played by a girl. dennis! marlene was still going out with judd when you guys swapped spit last friday. bro.. you just got cyanified…