Gangstarab

gangstarabs are an emerging subculture in britain, predominately spotted within the midland region. whilst the female gangstarab often resembles a ninja, the male gangstarab is usually mistaken for a member of the kkk. thus, the gangstarab species have unwittingly and unintentionally instilled a certain degree of fear into our society today.

a typical gangstarab can easily be identified outside your local bowls club, smoking shisha and sporting a highly fashionable burberry dishdasha. younger gangstarabs often tuck a bb gun into their right sock (this sock is then inserted into the said gangstarabs finest rubber flipflop).

on the motorway, a herd of 16 or so gangstarabs usually feel the need to scream insults such as “your momma’s so fat, that when she walked past the tv, i missed 3 episodes!” from their camels (which are always speeding at a breakneck 4mph).
“bruvvv, check the swag on dat gangstarab jammin with dem 20 galdem!”
a gangstarab can be defined as a member of a narcissistic herd of young, “urban” indian men. they congregate in colleges across the nation, wearing their expensive denim jeans and timberland boots. although they try to impose a frightening demeanor, they are cowardly and non-threatening to any form of matter. “gangstarab” is essentially a sardonic play-on-words of their self-proclaimed gangster images, and a misnomer of their ethnicity (generalizing indians to be arabs). they usually smell of curry and fashion grade leather.
gangstarab ritual greeting:
“yo samji man, that diesel shirt is off the turban-hook!” – gangstarab #1
“fo-ramalamadamadooizzle!” – samji