Gangster Squirrel


a black squirrel. generally larger than your average red squirrel. they look at you with their mean little beady eyes and laugh at your dogs as they tease them.

it’s a dog’s personal life goal to catch one of these mangly little beasts.
john: was that a dog that just bounded across the street?
petunia: no man, that was a gangster squirrel.
john: way cool dude.

my dog was rolling around contentedly in some dead fish, when he spotted a gangster squirrel making it’s way up a tree. he ran towards it, barking maliciously. the g-squirrel laughed and continued up.

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