gank monkey


derived from gank, gankers.
a gank monkey is a person who edits or makes a page on a site such as wikipedia or urban dictionary about how great they are. some say that gank monkey was originally w-nk monkey, because gank monkeys are usually such losers that they never get beyond masturbation in terms of s-xual contact, which is why they spend so much time talking about themselves of the internet.
1: killstyk: he is so cool, i wish i was him. the killstyk is the best wow player ever, he kills so many noobs, that maybe his rank in the server will go up from 3 to one. heh heh. -edited by killstyk.

the above is a gank monkey.
a behavioral trait found in sales people. where by one sales person tends to steal another sales persons lead. this act similar to a monkey stealing another monkeys banana and looking around like it’s no big thing, while all the while knowing it’s wrong.
you are such a gank monkey, you knew that customer was mine and you went ahead and sold him a system behind my back.

you gank monkey, that’s my sales lead.

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