Gaping Weiner
gaping a weiner can only be achieved if the p-n-s is extremely moisturized and hard. if it is not, extruciating pain will result. weiner gapage is the act of putting an object down the p-n-shole and stretching it. a true gaping weiner is a weiner-hole that is spread with something large, like a d-ld-.
while having s-x with my girlfriend last night, she stealthily and surprisingly gave me a gaping weiner. it f-cking hurt.
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