Gar-lick Breath
when a man eats lunch at olive garden and garlic from the breadsticks gets on his hands. after he gets home, he m-st-rb-t-s which makes his p-n-s garlicky. then he gets a bl-wj-b and it makes the women get garlic breath
man: oh honey! you’ve got gar-lick breath
women: sorry
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