gar
“greasy -ss residue”. this is the stuff which causes a bacon strip on one’s underwear. it typically is generated on a hot day and happens several minutes after having gone poo when you simply didn’t wipe good enough. it often forces you to go back into the restroom and wipe again. you must be careful becuase if it gets bad enough, it can be smelled by others if talking in a group. note: if you can smell your own gar, chances are good that others can as well.
i went for a run last night in the heat and it was so uncomfortable. when i got home, i had gar so bad that i had to wipe 4 times.
a term used towards male characters and individuals who are so overwhelmingly manly that your own masculinity is absolutely -buried-, leaving you naught but a whimpering, swooning girl-child before them.
originated in 4chan’s /a/ board. a poster was describing his feelings towards the fate/stay night character archer, and mistyped “gay” as “gar”.
“episode 14 left me totally gar for archer.”
“you are gar for bad-sses, but gay for traps.”
to like a male character or individual for being a cool, powerful bad-ss.
derived from a typo (‘gar’ instead of ‘gay’) on 4chan’s /a/nime image board when referring to archer from the h-game and anime series “fate stay night”.
“i’m gar for archer.”
“of course. everyone’s gar for archer.”
when a male character is so manly that otherwise straight male viewers find themselves attracted to him, they are said to be “gar” for the character.
nowadays “gar” is used to describe characters that have reached the utmost levels of manliness. said levels being judged looking at:
– the character’s build (the more muscles he has the manlier he is).
– the ability to shout his attacks (getta biiiiiimu!, rocketto paaanchi!, atatatatatata!!), though this is not necessarily a must.
– and finally the power to bring manly tears for the viewer (through either a speech br-mm-ng with awsomeness, a manly death, the end of the series, all of these combined etc.).
dude, you’re so gar for him…
1. to have a mancrush on someone.
2. something incredibly manly.
“i am so gar for archer.”
“gaogaigar is so incredibly gar.”
a blunt or cigar used to smoke marijuana
run to the store and get some gars
short for the word “cigar”
its a boy, have a ‘gar
a noise to express anger, excitement or other random acts of emotion, the catchphrase of matt bo
person#1 what are you doing you idiot
bo# gar! whatsittoya
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