a girl or woman, or birl (boyish girl), or confused young man who resembles velma from scooby doo and or janeane garafalo, and is anti feminine, annoying, doesnt shave pits or legs and says too many sarcastic things
daria, janeane garafalo, you if you’re a sarcastic feminist with hairy pits
1. an exclamatory word used to inject emotion after something either a:very exciting happens b: a very funny happens or c: something dissappointing/awful.
synonyms: aww shucks, cr-p, fluff, f-ck, shoot, sh-t, poo, that’s unfortunate,awesome!, grand! etc.
stacy: garafalo! i just got $300 from my boss!
julie: wow, why?
stacy: i worked for 7 days straight
julie: oh… garafalo
stacy: haha, yea.. now i’m lookin up lolcats to feel better
someone who is in way better shape than just about everyone else. (commonly seen among gay men) lebron james is insanely ripped, he’s in gay-shape.
the act of tickling ones earlobe against a ladys nipple whilst making a ‘sigh’ noise man it really tickles when kate is dumpstertrucking me.
- Dunkadelic Highlight Reel
is a collection of spectacular highlight dunks played to hip-hop/rock-n-roll music. espn sportscenter ultimate highlight.
(adj) “gay-zorz” when someting is not so cool. if someone is cheating, a n00b stop cheating! your gayxorx!
- Carl Lindies
when you go and eat something so good and your stomach and -n-s collaborate to dispel fecal matter in liquid form sorry bro i can’t go out tonight…i got the carl lindies