garage bong
the “garage bong” is the bong that is used in locations, or under circ-mstances, that are not appropriate for expensive gl-ss pieces. i.e. the garage, camping, or parties. it is usually a bong made from acrylic or another durable, albeit, inexpensive material. ideally, the “garage bong” doesn’t sacrifice the quality of the hit and can become a much loved mascot.
“hey man? what’s with the ‘garage bong?’ i thought this celebration was worthy of the monster 7mm.” reply: “yeah, i considered it, but after a lot of thought i realized: you don’t bring out the good china at a children’s party. dig it?”
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