garage sailing
the pasttime of attending garage sales in pursuit of other peoples junk that may or may not be cool.
i think we’ll go garage sailing this weekend for velvet elvis’.
the process of driving from garage sale to garage sale (or yard sale, etc) in suburban areas without any real specific goal in mind, or maybe some rough goal, such as “getting a bookshelf.” it usually involves intensive haggling over prices.
we woke up early sat-rday morning to go garage sailing.
the act of “hopping” from one garage sail to another, often with the -ssistance of a newspaper listing.
dave and theresa got up brigh and early every sat-rday and went garage sailing.
you attach a huge–ss sail to your garage on a windy day and try to
out run the cops.
i wiped out when we went garage sailing and snapped my d-ck.
to sail in your garage.
holy sh-t bill! look at the garage!
beats me.
i dint know what happened i must have been garage sailing.
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