garage sale trail
the path most consumer technology takes, from gee wiz. to so what, to make an offer. in other words technology will become quickly outdated and lose most of its value. the rule of the garage sale trail is a curse to the first owner but a blessing for the next owner.
the rule of the garage sale trail makes a $1,000 tv worth $50 in 5 years.
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