Hypothetheory


an arbitrary opinion or hypothesis, presented as a factually valid theory, however unproven or unprovable. (coined by hank green of vlogbrothers)
a common hypothetheory example list (things that are often black-and-white said to be true, however impossible to prove):

g-d xyz definitely exists.

g-d xyz definitely cannot exist.

if only people thought like i did, the world would be a better place.

legalizing gay marriage undermines the sanct-ty of marriage!

h-m-s-xuality is unnatural. (proof nonexistent, actually, counterproof very existent)

my (affiliation xyz) is the best.

>(most phrases which use words like right, wrong, best, worst, etc.)
coined by nerdfighters-leader hank green, it’s a hypothesis whose imagined experiment is taken as valid ‘proof’ of the theory (in one’s mind)
the recent laws holding h-m–marriage “invalid” are made based on the ‘hypothe-theory’ that two men or two women will not–of themselves–carry-on the continuance of the species.

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