garage wanker
a term created by a man named otto.
if you have every m-st-rb-t-d in a garage then you’re a garage w-nker
#1 – guys the other day i saw otto
#2 – that freak? what’d he do?
#1 – i saw him rub one out in his garage.
#3 – what!? what a garage w-nker.
#1 – yeah, i don’t know what’s weirder. the fact that he did it with the door open or the fact that all the kindergarten kids were watching .
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