Garanize
the act of turning something that was once cool or popular into something totally annoying. also means to lie an exorbitant amount to make yourself to seem more bad-ss.
guitar hero guitar hero guitar hero hay guys i beat jordan i beat jordan guitar hero guitar hero guitar hero i beat jordan oh god i’m so drunk i had like 4 cups of that buffalo i beat jordan guitar hero guitar hero dude i drank like 16 cups of that buffalo sh-t
a: hey guys how many drinks did i have?
b: only like 5.
a: sh-t man i better garanize it to 13 to make myself seem tougher
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