Garbage Fire


a human being who is worthless and repulsive in every way. the next step beyond merely being garbage.
god, did you see this guy’s column p-ssionately defending child molesters? what a garbage fire.
when a particularly hairy dude decides to shave his junk and only his junk, leaving a hairless patch surrounded by a sea of black tuft. resembling a very recent, brief garbage fire contained to a small area.
oh my god! you should have seen it! tony shaved his package for the first time and it looked like he lit a garbage fire on his junk.
#garbage #fire #shave #shaved #junk #manscape #hair #hairy

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