garbage gnome
noun. after you’ve taken your garbage out to the street, these shadowy figures come out in the night to take part of it that they perceive as a ‘great find’ with the intention of fixing it and putting it into their home. some especially brave gnomes will come during the day to take your garbage, but this is a rare breed.
examples of things that could be considered treasure by garbage gnomes: broken/old computer desks, broken/old computer monitors, used/old stained mattresses(because surely those stains could be removed), broken/old furniture, broken/old televisions.
-kelly takes garbage out to the street-
-garbage gnome drives by and sees said garbage-
garbage gnome: i can’t believe someone threw that away!
-garbage gnome loads up something from the garbage in their car/truck/suv-
-kelly wakes up in the morning, walks outside and notices the recliner she threw out missing-
kelly: well, i hope they manage to fix the broken arm on that recliner that grand dad used to p-ss in while watching tv.
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