Garbanzo


means something is garbage, or worthless, or pathetic…

see john vespa
that was absolutely garbanzo, dont ever say it again!
a woman’s br–sts ( from another term for chickpeas)
her garbanzos jiggled as she moved even though her bra was as secure as ever.
verb. to garbanzo. garbonzoing. garbonzoed.

1. flatulence caused by consumption of legumes without prior use of beano.

2. to stink up a room with silent but very deadly (sbvd) gas.

3. to secretly sneak gas-causing food into someone’s meal while pretending to cook them something out of love.
1. oops, i just garbanzoed.

2. don’t garbanzo my sp-ce.

3. dude, did you garbanzo my pizza?
a bubbly fart in the bath tub.
this morning i let a beautiful garbanzo rip. it bubbled up next to me like an old, familiarly pungent friend.

that t-rd’s not mine! i only garbanzoed.

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