Garbivore


person who eats mostly (if not all) junk food which has unhealthy ingredients and little-to-no nutrition.
joe only eats junk food. he’s getting obese, diabetic, and aging beyond his years. diagnosis? he’s a garbivore.
a mental state of being care-free enough to eat anything and everything presented to a person. usually obtained under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
person 1: look at big tom, he just went into my fridge and came back with a bucket of potato salad from 4 months ago and a piece of catfish that hasn’t seen the light of day in weeks.

person 2: yea, after one hit from that pipe he turns into a garbivore.
a fourth cl-ssification of animal in the food chain behind carnivore, herbivore and omnivore that eats only garbage.
every time i put my garbage outside in the garbage can, my dog knocks the can over to eat the garbage inside. i never see him eat anything but the garbage, he must be a garbivore.

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