Gard Logic
gard logic is a type of fallacy in logic. it represents irrationality and or lack of logic whatsoever. usually used in a musical context.
rather than spending time focusing on warming up and listening to the ensemble for tuning, skip warming up to turn right away to an electronic tuner. this const-tutes an example of gard logic because neither the player nor the instrument has been “warmed” up, negating the effects of tuning.
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