Garden ass
this phenomenon happens when you see someone in their yard while driving around and they’re standing and bent over tending to their garden. 99 percent of the time it’s not a pleasant site and it can produce recurring images in your mind of a large object stretching out capri pants to maximum capacity.
“since the weather has been better lately, i’m seeing garden -ss all over the place whenever i’m driving around.”
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