Garden Gnome
1. the tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. the tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
beware the garden gnomes!!!
that’s an ugly garden gnome!
what dumb lance corporals call gunnery sergeants when they are too drunk to realize that they can’t say “gunnery sergeant”
gysgt: what the f-ck were you thinking martin!
lcpl: i wasn’t thinking, garden gnome…
gysgt: did you just call me a f-cking garden gnome?!?!
when kids run upto a house, knock on the door and strike a pose and wait until the person who owns the house closes the door out of boredom.
man: those little kids won’t stop playing garden gnomes so i hit em.
woman: what pose was it today?
a little kid who has no b-lls and sound like it taking up the -ss. and thinks they are the sh-t at video games.
little kid. garden gnome.
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