Garden hoser
a naive university student who works at a greenhouse over the summer between semesters, unaware of what a ‘hoser’ is, thus causing all his friends to break out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.
dave r.: “i got a new nickname this summer, my boss calls me a garden hoser.”
(friends laugh)
dave r.: “what? what’s so funny?”
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