Garden Variety Hot Topic Goth
mall-wandering goth who shops at hot topic. idolizes amy lee. puts on black makeup and clothes, listens to evanescence and good charlotte. writes horrible poetry.
“hark! what doth cometh out of hot topic? the pants with tons of metal! the good charlotte shirt! the gawthik teardrops! it be the garden variety hot topic goth!”
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