Gardening Olympics
the sporting events gardeners partic-p-te in at the first sight of sunrise, tormenting local residents with their obnoxious, gas powered tools. these sporting events usually take place in apartment complexes, a couple days a week, beginning early in the morning and last the majority of the day.
the gardening olympics started at 6am this morning and went on well into the afternoon. needless to say, i was unable to sleep in and now have a headache. i think today’s events were rock mowing, sidewalk raking, and the power decibel endurance leaf blow. fml.
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