garfin
being lazy and lame, lying around doing p-ssive activities because you are too fat to get off your -ss. being like garfield =’s garfin. garfielding around the house, garfin ’round the house.
“hey man want to come out to the park?” “no i’m too busy garfin around”
a person, typically in their teens, who finds it cool to degrade themselves. can be heard exclaiming, “sweet! i win for the lowest grade in cl-ss!” may also be caught giving advice to new kids on how to ditch, where to smoke, and how to really p-ss teachers off.
peter griffin was a garfin in school, and still is!
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