gardening


to h-lla blaze/to smoke pot
africa: did you get the supplies?
hookah: yeah. we’ll be gardening in the grove tonight!
when a person spends a lot of time making sure they have a back up relationship so if their current relationship fails, they have another to fall back on. which is accomplished by being extremely friendly/borderline flirting. also know as “planting seeds”.
this concept was derived from the saying that love blossoms into a flower.
person 1: did you hear about bob’s relationship?
person 2: yea i heard he’s going through a rough patch.
person 3: it’s okay cause he was gardening all over the place, he’ll find another girl easy.
when a group of three or more lads partake in the m-ss gang banging of a fair young maiden.
hey lads, claire looks drunk. lets take her back to tony’s house for a gardening session.

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