Gardenologist


a person who lives to garden,has studied (formally or informally) plants,trees,etc. and can tell you more about them than you probably want to know.
can be found in mostly sub-urban and rural areas.
area of expertise is varied, but is usually related to their own “zone”.
gardenologist: wow! that’s an amazing senna!
friend: uh… yeah, nice…. (huh?)
gardenologist: hey! what’s that weird looking plant by your foot?
friend: i dunno, you’re the gardenologist!
gardenologist: oh,how sweet, there’s a name for people like me!( proceeds to pluck a leaf of unknown plant to identify later)

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