Garett Maloney


born in november of 1993, younger than all of his fellow tram trans, garett enjoys long walks along the river with his pet tadpole, researching about his favorite car, the more expensive in the world (bugatti veyron), making crisp salads with italian dressing, munching on celery and running to keep in shape. due to extensive research, garett has been known to be a young man of a c-cky, yet sweet nature. loved by many, especially a particular breed of asian, maloney rarely expresses his feelings to others, especially when asked.
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