Garfunkeler
1. a man (usually rail thin) who hasn’t ever trimmed his mess of curly p-b-s, which now resemble art garfunkel’s jew fro.
2. someone who actively partakes in f-cking women whilst wearing an art garfunkel wig.
“sarah, how was s-x with ian?”
“it was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the -ss, his p-b-s are a forest, he’s a real garfunkeler”
#p-b-s #hipster #hairy
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