Garg


a garg is a very ugly man. dr junzy abbreviated the term garg from the word garg-oil, which is essentially the complete opposite of an oil (an oil is an attractive man). bad skin, a poor or balding lid, atrocious physique and other rank features are all garg like characteristics, which can lead to an individual being labelled a garg.
junzy: look at gayzell’s lash-rash! his face is so red!
chorus of others: oh yeah, hes a complete garg!

girl 1: i got with jimmy last night…
girl 2: really the 1 who has nice eyes but a sh-t rig?
girl 1: yer, i’m so embarressed! despite his beautiful blue eyes he’s still such a garg!

worm: i’m the oiliest in our house right?
everyone else: haha are you joking!? you mean gargiest in the house right!? garg!

at a rugby tournament…
guy on the sideline: why is that short bloke with no neck the manager of the lenton oilers!? he’s not oily, he’s vile! what a garg!
a word that may be spoken when you have nothing to say. also useful for eliminating awkward moments of silence.

also see um
“where were you last night?” “well honey, i was busy … ‘garg'”.
booty badonkadonk azz onion booty
adjective used to describe a good b-tt. a sly way of saying a girl has a nice -ss in front of her, or out in public.

” d-mn nicca…you peep that garg…you could sit a cup on that booty”

dervied from ” gargantuan grated goat gate ”
a spastic, with too much libido for his own good. and a god-like proportion. generally a pretty stavved up guy though.
garg, stop humping me.
yelled in excitement of winning, or in anger of losing. usually right in someones face.
after just losing beating a friend, lean over in their face and “garg!”
a creature notorious for being very h-rny/frisky.
wow, that guy’s a garg!
sometimes short for gargoyle, but still can carry all the meanings above.
“that garg is hard 24/7, and i mean that in 2 ways.”

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