gargling racoon
-j-c-l-t-ng into a womans mouth as she is sleeping then proceeding to puching her in both eyes as she wakes up.
stan: “morning kenny, how was your weekend?”
kenny: terrible. jessica wouldn’t have s-x last night so i had to give her a gargling rac–n.”
stan: nice, that always works for me when a b-tch turns me down.”
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