garibaldi
1. a lovely biscuit treat
2. a replacement for any word that you forget the name of
3. a replacement for words commonly -ssociated with curses
get out of my room you garibaldi
where did i put my garibaldi
whats that garibaldi like program on…
n., 1) an unattractive or undesirable woman with whom one has a surprisingly energetic or satisfying s-xual experience. intended as complimentary; 2) also, the s-xual experience itself. (after giuseppe garibaldi, italian revolutionary and paramilitary leader who conquered sicily and the defeated the kingdom of naples with only 1,000 ill-equipped troops. also refers to n., “bald”, poss. pertaining to a shaved female pubic region.)
ethel is no hottie but she’s a garibaldi in the sack.
what are you up to tonight, bob? trawling for a garibaldi at the club?
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