garify
verb: to take a useful system and reduce it’s functionality, thereby making it redundant and useless.
named after our windows network “specialist” called gary.
i think i’ll garify this cable and plug it out.
my account has been locked out again, i have been garified.
i used to get good download speeds but since our internet connection was garified i get 0.5kb per second download speeds.
i’d rather be reamed than garified. at least i can still work.
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