Pervy Dugan
i broke up with pervy dugan because he talked about lesbian p-rn and masturbation on our first date, and told me his fantasies of seeing me with another girl…and honey, i highly doubt that.
pervy dugan: do you m-st-rb-t-?
me: this is our first date, pervy dugan.
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