garlic pony


the act of the devil f-cking someone. almost like a vampire f-ck but the devil appears to be extremely well hung; horse hung. this slight mishap usually is the price one pays when one gambles with the devil to save something precious, usually a dying family member, or that new stereo your drunk girlfriend just p-ssed on.
johnny wanted to stop cheating on his girlfriend so he made a deal with the devil. as payment, the devil gave the b-tch a garlic pony.

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