Garold


n. (proper) the formal name for gary, only when used as part of the phrase “gary grumpy-pants;” can also be used as a subst-tute for the entire phrase altogether (refer to gary grumpy-pants for definition).
example 1. q: why was anja such a garold grumpy pants at the bowling alley on sat-rday night?

a: she was mad that she had to bowl with her goofy family and not get to hang out with her cooler-than-cool friends and the cooler-than-cool putt-putt golf.

example 2. “garold, if you don’t lose that att-tude by the time supper starts, you’re grounded!”

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